Cars. Flowers. But no Relief
Last updated 3/27/2017 at 2:25pm
If you need a public restroom in town today, forget it. If you own a bathroom, lock your doors as you may find desperate interlopers trying to sneak in.
The queues are snaking out across Christmas Circle and out of The Mall bathrooms by Kendals. There are a lot of desperate people in town. I've even seen minor spots of road rage and beeping horns.
Bloom'agedon may turn into Bladder'agedon.